That's when you crack a 10am beer
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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