I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
When did angry sex become our thing?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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