How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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