I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
No subtext here. People are naked.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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