K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I understand Curling. That high.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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