Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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