Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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