you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I think your dad took our porno
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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