That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Randomize
