Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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