your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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