Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
please come you make the beer taste better
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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