i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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