just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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