Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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