Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Your penis caused this!
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