$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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