Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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