White coat. Heels.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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