oh god the rape fog is back!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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