I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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