gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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