She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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