This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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