Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
zippers are such a cool invention
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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