My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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