Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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