Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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