Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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