rhymes with "ouble enetration"
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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