wrigley field is MILF paradise
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
why do cheetos always look like penises
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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