Sponge bath it is.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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