he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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