so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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