I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
