that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
it's like iHOP with fire
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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