I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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