My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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