At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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