I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
