So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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