if you like me you must not know who I am
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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