everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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