So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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