So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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