Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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