I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
