Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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