The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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