I'm going to jail i love you
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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