What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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