It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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