So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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