marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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