This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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